Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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