Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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