Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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