: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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