Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We talked him into tasing himself.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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