It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
