I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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