should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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