Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
