so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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