What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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