it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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