if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
