I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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