Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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