Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Let's paint friendship bongs
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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