Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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