this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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