this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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