I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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