Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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