dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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