ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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