i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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