i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Randomize
