therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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