if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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