I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
