The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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