Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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