is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
How external is "for external use only"?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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