i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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