Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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