at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I still have a little drunk in my system
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