I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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