You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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