So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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