You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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