you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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