i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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