I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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