You just made me feel so damn special
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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