Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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