Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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