She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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