K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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