do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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