My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
