Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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