I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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